The goddess speaks
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Now that the Halloween loot is eaten ... Whenever girlfriends of mine would fast, I would call them silly hippies in between mouthfuls of M&M's. I was horrified by their 10-day "Master Cleanses" involving drinking cayenne pepper-laced lemonade, saltwater intestinal flushes and laxative teas. I didn't buy into the glories of short-term starvation.
But after seeing one girlfriend on day 10 of her "Master Cleanse," I marveled that not only was she still alive/under the delusion of life/whatever, but that she was glowing. I was further convinced after my boyfriend, who only consumes things that moo, squawk, oink and whatever noise Spam makes, told me that even he had gone on juice fasts to detox.
I knew that if Mr. Anti-Preservation himself could put down the dead flesh and survive off freshly squeezed celery, I could put down the M&M's. And fast. Wait, one more M&M. OK. I'm ready now.
The hardest part was the night before my cleanse began, as I obsessed until 4:30 a.m. about how hungry I was going to be in the morning. Turns out I wasn't unbearably hungry even once ... until about 2 a.m. on day five when I was once again unable to sleep due to fantasies involving guacamole.
Throughout my cleanse, I would go through phases of mild hunger, to slight headaches, to feeling perfectly normal. I did develop incredibly cool, vampirelike senses. If my boyfriend was crunching on chips in the next room, I could feel the salty oil slipping up my nose and into my brain.
The best result was ending my addiction to caffeine. It is amazing to wake up and feel alive, as opposed to waking up and not feeling alive until I drank coffee, and then feeling like death a few hours later until I had some extra-black, black tea, and then feeling like death again until I could find a clean vein and inject myself with pure caffeine extract. Who knew a person could function without caffeine? After this major paradigm shift, I now believe I could function without sarcasm. Or oxygen!
When it was over, I was manic, refreshed and ready to carpe the ol' diem. Even though Beyonc infamously used the "Master Cleanse" to drop weight quickly, I wouldn't recommend it as a long-term weight-loss mechanism because, you know, eventually you have to start eating again.
But it can be psychologically useful to feel as though you've gotten a fresh start with your body -- why clog it up again with heaping plates of trans fat du jour? I now feel totally in control of my food choices. Everyone in the room could be dipping Krispy Kreme donuts in chocolate, fondue style, as I'm ravishing a freshly washed carrot stick, savoring each orange morsel of ... oh my God ... is my boyfriend having a peanut butter and M&M sandwich?
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In the afternoon the conference, Beyonce said he had only seen in movies like Shanghai. In the hotel during the day time, but also would like to Touliuchu to shopping, to go Surprisingly Shanghai, but no way to get the permission of bodyguards. As the winner of 10 Grammy Awards, Beyonce considers himself This is a crazy thing.
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Beyonce Knowles says not to do this but openly admits that she used it to lose 20 pounds in 10 days during the filming.
Last year Beyonce Knowles made an appearance in Oprah Winfrey Show and testified that she lost 20 pounds through lemonade diet, also known, as the master.
Beyonce followed the Master Cleanse Diet also, known as the Lemonade Diet.Which has to be water mixed with lemon, maple syrup and cayenne.
Get the scoop on how Hilary Duff, Kate Hudson, Jessica Simpson and nine others stay healthy and look great. By Emily Fromm and Serena.
With various reports claiming that she lost the weight by drinking water spiked with cayenne pepper, it looks as though Beyonce followed.
Thus, behold ever famous Ms Beyonce Knowles with her Maple Syrup diet. She reportedly lost 6 pounds in 10 days on the maple syrup diet and drank the.
Celebrities like Beyonce Knowles have credited the diet for their rapid weight loss. She openly says not to do this but admits that she used it to lose 20.
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