Poor Bracketologists :

Greetings all, I must say it is on a sad note that I bring you this blog today. Yes, like most of you, I've spent most of my day not at work or spending time with my significant other. That's right, I wasted my whole day filling out multiple brackets, on multiple web-sites, hoping against hope that I came up with the perfect Bracket. Sporting News, Bodog, E$PN, Yahoo, Bob's Bracket Site, and so on..I've been to them all, and have a variant bracket on each of them.

As I wasted my day away debating on whether to pick UT Arlington over Memphis, I couldn't help but think about what the poor Bracketologist's will do with their sad lives now that the brackets are actually set? I presume some will resume their janitorial duties at the local junior high school, while others might continue their progress towards a GED, while sadly some will just move back into Mom's basement and call it a season.

What is a Bracketologist in the first place? Apparently it is a profession Joe Lunardi invented one day when he realized that he would never get laid, so he should probably just feed all of his sexual aggression towards sports. However, sports in general was like screwing the ugly chick down the block, everyone had been there and done that. No No No, that was not good enough for Joe, he was looking for a new angle. He needed the hottest girl in school, that's right, Joe focused his sights on the NCAA Tournament and the Field of Sixty-Four, the proverbial "Hawtest Chick In School!"

So now Joe has a mission, and he figures if he can accurately predict who and who will not make the tournament days before the selection committee makes their own official selection, E$PN will pay him scad of money for this negligible "skill".

So let's think about this. Braketology is basically a term that E$PN coined and then made uber-basemen-dweller Joe Lunardi resident Bracketologist. Sounds contrived (really? The World Wide Leader actually making up stuff for their own benefit???? Never! /sarcasm off). All this cat does is predict which teams may or may not make the tourney, and which teams may or may not be seeded at a particular spot. Sound weird? Yeah, it does to me too. Basically Joe is nothing more than a Professional Guesser. Kind of like those Carnies down at the State Fair, or at Cedar Point who get paid to guess what the rubes weight, age or height is. Seriously, is it really that different??

The more I think about it, the angrier I get (and the more jealous, why didn't I think of this first??). What's next? Will FOX soon debut their own AmericanIdolist?? You know, that loser at home who knows waaaaaaay tooooo much about all of the contestants on American Idol? He or She will then get paid to predict who will advance, and who will go home, and who will or will not get kicked off the show prematurely for having nude pix on the intrawebs, or for dancing at a gay strip club?

It's all freaking insanity if you ask me. And the killer point that really makes me want to have nothing to do with the term Bracketologist is the fact that no matter what Joe Lunardi, or any other self-proclaimed Bracketologist, says from November to March, it has No Bearing On The Official Selection Committee For The NCAA Tournament. NONE!.

Bracketology is just an exercise in futility. It means nothing. Even Steve Phillips and his fake hot-stove press conferences thinks Bracketologist's need to go back into their Mom's basement forever.

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